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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
|  Subject: King of the Hill  Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:21 pm | |
| King of the hill is the name of the game.
Rules:
You must conquer the previous king of the hill (Be it a napalm strike, dynamite, simply pushing them or whatever comes in your mind, there are no limits.)
To be the king of the hill, you MUST say "I am the king (or queen) of the hill."
Don't post twice in a row (Why would you want to do horrible things to yourself, anyway?)
Also, don't post the same method to take over as someone has done earlier.
I shall start.
I am the king of the hill.
Last edited by Drauce on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:47 pm; edited 2 times in total | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:29 pm | |
| Bluttie walks in and reminds Drauce about farming and he has to give up his crown and walk down the hill as he has no time for silly pointless things. Farming is serious business.
I am the King Queen of the Hill. | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:24 pm | |
| *Comes back from farming*
HEY! THIS IS MY HILL!
*Builds a trebuchet underneath the non-suspecting Bluttie and catapults her all the way to Blackflame Peak.*
I am the king of the hill. | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:30 pm | |
| Pfft as if! I set my soul thear Mr.
*spatials back to Hill, Bluttiepunches Drauce's furry butt all the way to shiverpeak*
I am the Queen of the Hill, again. | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:34 pm | |
| *Traps Bluttie within a skull cage, rips her soul apart and blazes ber into ashes in hellish flames*
I am the king of the hill. | |
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iMickey
Admin
Posts : 48
Fame : 92
Join date : 2012-05-03
Age : 32
Location : Dominican Republic
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:44 pm | |
| *Puts on a radiation suit with an extra gas mask and shoots Mickey in the face with a shotgun and throws his remain to another galaxy*
I am the king of the hill. | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:47 pm | |
| The Bluttie is indestructible.
Drauce's comment angers the parents that label the whole Drauce PEGI18, thus he is locked away until he himself is 18 years old.
I am the Queen of the Hill, for now. | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:52 pm | |
| *Drinks an elixir which makes him age 2 years, locks indestructible Bluttie within a void prison and moves her away from the hill and climbs back up himself.*
I am the king of the hill. | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:57 pm | |
| The Bluttie is unstoppable.
*becomes one with the void*
*becomes one with everything*
*becomes one with drauce's butt and throws it off a cliff*
My new galaxy-sized butt is the only butt on this hill,
hence I am the damn Queen of the Hill. | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:06 pm | |
| *Grabs the Aldur's Stone, destroys the universe until there's nothing left of it, recreates it with NO BLUTTIE.*
I am the king of the hill. | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:25 pm | |
| The Bluttie listens no Drauces, her existence cannot be removed only reset to normal mode.
So she just walks up the hill, pushes Drau sending him rolling down the hill. And says:
I am the Queen of the Hill. | |
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Feirei
Posts : 46
Fame : 50
Join date : 2012-08-10
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:28 pm | |
| I walk on the hill and non-violently sends Bluttie packing.
My hill. | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:37 pm | |
| Shhh, it's little kids' bedtime. *gently picks Feirei up and carries her to bed* Sleep now.
I am the king of the hill. | |
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Trow
Moderator
Posts : 50
Fame : 94
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 33
Location : Odessa
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:41 pm | |
| *ROAR*
Everyone runs out, scared.
Im Bear of the hill now. | |
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Feirei
Posts : 46
Fame : 50
Join date : 2012-08-10
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:47 pm | |
| I lure Trow away with honey.
I'm the princess of da hill~ | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:50 pm | |
| I politely ask Feirei to step aside for a couple mins, so for a moment: I am the Queen of the Hill  | |
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Feirei
Posts : 46
Fame : 50
Join date : 2012-08-10
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:54 pm | |
| I come back and tackle Bluttie, then gently nudge her off the hill. I'm da princess of this hill.  | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:12 pm | |
| *Trucks tons of earth on the hill, burying Feirei.*
I am the king of the hill. | |
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Feirei
Posts : 46
Fame : 50
Join date : 2012-08-10
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:17 pm | |
| *climbs out of the dirt pile and sends a cat after Drauce*
My hill, that I am the princess of. | |
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:33 pm | |
| *suddenly the Ninja-Alpacas i hired appear and kidnap Feirei!*
And so i am The Queen of the Hill again. | |
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Feirei
Posts : 46
Fame : 50
Join date : 2012-08-10
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:50 pm | |
| I escape the clutches of the alpacas and send Bluttie to chase Drauce.
I'm the princess of this hill~ | |
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Drauce
Posts : 82
Fame : 85
Join date : 2012-07-14
Age : 28
Location : Land of polar bears and penguins - Finland!
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Bluttie
Posts : 110
Fame : 119
Join date : 2012-09-02
Age : 29
Location : Magicland.
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:01 pm | |
| You trying to escape The Bluttie, MouseRat?  I catch drau and lock him in an icecream truck and tell the driver to take it to Alaska. I am the Queen of the Hilllllll | |
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Feirei
Posts : 46
Fame : 50
Join date : 2012-08-10
| | Subject: Re: King of the Hill Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:04 pm | |
| I bounce back up and fling Bluttie high in the air. Remembering my manners, I catch her and set her down away from the hill.
I'm the princess of the hill~ | |
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